LIVE BLOGGING FROM THE PRESS BOX!!!!

What?  Yeah, you heard me correctly.  Yours truly is currently sitting in the press box at THE Yankee Stadium watching Game 1 of the Yankees-Red Sox series.  In honor of what possibly might be a once in a lifetime experience, I've decided to kick it old school.  Taking the advice of my longtime PIC "The Cody," I will be blogging live from the Stadium in inning-long segments "Miller-style."  So for the five people in the world who actually get that reference, enjoy!

Inning #1

Top Half

7:09 - Javier Vazquez delivers the first pitch to Jacoby Ellsbury for a ball.  I'm still in the media dining area gorging like a 300-pound fatty.
7:13 - Kim Jones enters the media dining area.  Incredibly, she is even more attractive in person than on camera.  OH.  MY.  GOD.  It's seriously a toss-up between her and Sara Cabonero for hottest female sports journalist alive.  Christ.
7:15 - I reenter the press box and take my seat just in time to watch Papi wallop his 24th of the season on a 3-2 cockshot from Vazquez.  Dead center and gone.  He may be lookin' skinny, but David still packs some pop in that bat.
7:18 - Javy gets V-Mart to opo up for the final out.  An early hole, but a manageable.

Bottom Half

7:22 - Jeter leads off with his fifth straight hit since Wednesday.  Here comes the captain.
7:27 - A TEX MESSAGE (props to Shrinkwrap)!  Mark Teixeira sends his 24th dong four rows back into the right field bleachers.  2-1 Yanks now with the one-run lead.  My boss and EPSN Boston writer Gordon Edes says he called Tex hitting one in an Sportscenter interview earlier today.  He's a betting man that one.  Always plays the hot hand.
7:28 - A-Rod hits it fairly hard, but Lowell showing he ain't done with a handy play.  I like that guy.  Which one?  Lowell or A-Rod?  Yes.
7:30 - Berkman grounds out to end the inning.  His offseason tradability just went down another peg.  I have faith Lance.  You can turn it around.  And by 'it' I mean a revolving glass door.